jokes

at dinner my dad was telling jokes so im gonna tell you a couple:

~-what is the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
-snowballs

~-what is the difference between a monkey and a matter baby?
-(then you say) whats a matter baby?
haha whats the matter baby?
lol, well i thought it was funny

~-a panda walks into a restaurant and orders his food
-after hes dones eating it the waiter returns with a check
-then the panda shoots him and begins to leave
-then a waitress runs up to him and says why did u do that!?!?!
-then the panda said look up "panda" in the dictionary
-so she looks it up and she reads : panda- eats shoots and leaves

~-a duck walks into a bor and says, got any grapes?
-and the waiter says no! this is a bar. of course not
-and so the duck walks out.
-the next day, the duck walks into the bar and says, got any grapes?
-and the waiter says no! this is a bar. of course not. and if you ask one more time, im gonna nail you to the wall!
-so the duck walks away
-the next day the duck comes in and says got any nails?
-and the waiter says no, why would i have nails?
-and the duck says got any grapes?

hahaha... ok wow
if you have anymore good ones let me know and ill post them!
iloveyouu! <3
-maddi